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Team Canada HAMMERS Team Russia!

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

WoW! Gary “Mr. Suck” Bettman got a wet dream last night watching Canada pound the Russia team into the ground 7-3. Canada showed by hockey is our game by skating faster and working harder then the Russian in every part of the game.

Now Mr. Suck is PRAYING Canada and US meet in the final to send the ratings through the roof. I hope for the same thing because I think they are the best time…but as a Canadian Ryan Miller scares the crap out of me…he is a great goalie.

Once piece of advice…if Mr. Suck wants Canada to win to placate Canadian hockey fans over the Hamiltion/Phoneix mess…then Ryan Miller…. HIDE! Becuase I wouldn’t put it past Mr. Suck to pull a Tonya Harding!